Behold! The Meme Coin That's Actually Divine (Ish)

Behold! The Meme Coin That's Actually Divine (Ish)

Experience the only token prophesied in ancient tweets

WELCOME, BELIEVERS AND BAGHOLDERS

WELCOME, BELIEVERS AND BAGHOLDERS

I created the universe in 6 days.

This took me 5 minutes and a Phantom wallet.

Introducing $GOD a memecoin so holy, it’s literally worthless and divine. Backed by blind faith, meme magic, and absolutely no fundamentals.

You’re not early. You’re chosen.

COMPARISON

COMPARISON

WHY $GOD?

Decentralized Faith: No founders. No team. Just me — God.

Zero Utility: Like religion, it’s all about belief.

100% Holy Volatility: Expect divine gains or biblical losses.

Immutable Judgement: Every transaction recorded. Every sin remembered.

Miraculous Tokenomics: 666 trillion total supply. Burned in hellfire daily.

Heed The Final Call!

Join The Celestial Ranks Before The Rapture (of the price)!

"Unlock endless giggles, divine gains (no promises!), and a place in meme history.

Heed The Final Call!

Join The Celestial Ranks Before The Rapture (of the price)!

"Unlock endless giggles, divine gains (no promises!), and a place in meme history.

Heed The Final Call!

Join The Celestial Ranks Before The Rapture (of the price)!

"Unlock endless giggles, divine gains (no promises!), and a place in meme history.